IT Sucks

(10:34:36) Brad: See that’s just it
(10:34:41) Brad: Those tools hate their lives so much
(10:34:46) Brad: Death would just be a way out
(10:34:50) Brad: We’d be doing them a favor
(10:34:52) Mike: but they made the mistake
(10:35:00) Mike: of passing the buck of hate
(10:35:03) Mike: to me
(10:35:05) Mike: and now
(10:35:10) Mike: i’m going on a shopping spree

Guy #1: You were not a virgin if you had sex with her.
Guy #2: Yes, I was. Technically you are still a virgin spiritually if she is ugly.

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