(10:31:25 AM) Mike: ok
(10:31:37 AM) Mike: i’m trying to read this page on the mormon gold plates
(10:31:40 AM) Mike: it is impossible
(10:31:42 AM) Mike: it’s so stupid
(10:32:08 AM) Brad: Moroni
(10:32:19 AM) Brad: It’s like Scientology Beta
(10:33:27 AM) Brad: Then good old L Ron said, let me improve on that hs
(8:18:58 AM) Brad: Okay so those idiots called me back yesterday
(8:20:22 AM) Mike: haha
(8:20:24 AM) Mike: ok
(8:20:29 AM) Mike: so what the deal
(8:22:01 AM) Brad: They’re making a decision
(8:22:05 AM) Brad: And I am being considered
(8:22:07 AM) Brad: For the job
(8:22:09 AM) Brad: Of head monkey
(8:22:19 AM) Brad: King Monkey
(8:22:23 AM) Brad: King button pusher monkey
(8:22:45 AM) Brad: They were impressed with my prowess of hitting many keys at one time
(8:22:48 AM) Brad: Due to my ham fists
(8:23:01 AM) Brad: That means more productivity
(8:23:17 AM) Brad: Because in the IT world
(8:23:21 AM) Mike: more is better
(8:23:24 AM) Brad: Keys pushed are more important than results
(8:23:29 AM) Mike: this is true